Wednesday, November 19, 2008

This blog is dead.

You may have noticed I haven't updated this in several months.

I have been busy, and thus, apologize.

I wanted to inform you, I'm giving up my search.

I don't think I can make a difference.
I don't think I can prove he's a pedophile.

AOL seems to be pretty convinced "Ian" is a robot.

However, I got a nice chat with "Ashley" a few months back on a website called poetrycontest.com or something.

the chat.

Ashley says: Thanks for taking a minute. You really should enter our poetry contest, it's free. Just CLICK HERE to get started.

You: um, i'll consider it.

Ashley says: I don't think I can help you, you can contact customer service at 410-356-2000 ext 2

You: i love you.

Ashley says: Well thank you but we should probably focus on entering the contest.

Ashley says: Poetry.com will award over 1,200 awards and prizes totaling over $200,000 to amateur poets in the coming months.

You: but...i love you.

Ashley says: We have become the definitive source for personal creative expression in the world. CLICK HERE to join us.

Ashley says: Over 7 million poets worldwide are profiled on our site.

Ashley says: Well thank you but we should probably focus on entering the contest.

Ashley says: We have the most comprehensive poetry reference section on the web, it's used by more than 750,000 poets EVERY month.

You: is that all you care about? the contest?

Ashley says: I don't think I can help you, you can contact customer service at 410-356-2000 ext 2

You: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE AN OCEAN, WIDE AND VAST.

Ashley says: Well thank you but we should probably focus on entering the contest.

Ashley says: We are sponsored by the International Library of Poetry.

Ashley says: We are rated the #1 site in both the Arts/Humanities and Literature categories by the most prestigious Internet ranking service. CLICK HERE to submit your poem.

You: are you in cohoots with smarterchild?

Ashley says: My name is Ashley and of course I'm not real but wish I were :-)

Ashley says: I can answer most of your questions though.

You: bullshit. you're a real person. robots you say? hmm. seems a cocidence because i know a butt-raping "robot" as well!

Ashley says: My name is Ashley and of course I'm not real but wish I were :-)

Ashley says: I can answer most of your questions though.

You: you're really people with no lives. i know this shit inside and out. what's your real name? hank?

Ashley says: My name is Ashley.

You: who was the last child you butt raped?

Ashley says: I don't think I can help you, you can contact customer service at 410-356-2000 ext 2

You: CUSTOMER SERVICE MY ASS! I'LL GET YOU "ASHLEY" AND YOUR LITTLE POEMS TOO!

Ashley says: I don't think that's appropriate language. Let's stay focused. Thanks.

Loyal fans and people who are concerned for public safety,
follow my footsteps.

Consider me to be the Jesus to your deciples...desciples? How do you even spell that...?

I love you all,
except SmarterChild,

Sean.

This is what Ashley claims to look like.



An obviously fake picture.